Geniale tweets....xD Geniale tweets....xD

Hater: Justin Needs To Grow Some Man Parts! Me: Ha, That's Funny Coming From Someone Who Doesnt Have Any.

*Gazes at Bieber Poster* Uh... Your so sexyyyyy! *25 mins later* SHIT.....Late for school AGAIN!

Teacher: What Is The Most Common Holy Book? Me: The Bieble. Teacher: But That Isnt- Me: YES IT BLOODY WELL IS WOMAN!

Me: MUM COME HERE! Mum: This Better Not Be Anything To Do With Bieber! Me: It Isnt, But Which Bieber Poster Do You- *Mum Walks Away*

Me: Take a look at Justins abs Friend: OMB! *Faints* Me: Er...Are you okay? *Starts poking her with stick*

Teacher: If You Could Live Anywhere,Where Would It Be? Student 1: America. Student 2: England. Me: BIEBER'S PANTS! Teacher: Oh God.....

Teacher: STOP DROOLING ON THE DESKS! Friend: Sorry, I Think She Is Day Dreaming About Justin Again....

Teacher: Okay, Can Anyone Tell Me What The Brain Is Made Up Of? Me: I Dont Know About You But 100% Of Mine Is Made Up Of Justin Bieber.

*Looking At Bieber Poster* Friend: What Are You Doing? Me: RAPING HIM WITH MY EYES! *Friend Rolls Eyes*

Mum: Turn That Bieber Music Down! *Turns It Up Higher* Me: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOHHH!

Dad: Who Changed My Laptop Background To A Picture Of Justin Bieber?! Me: God...Mum Is Such A Cougar! *Phew, That Was A Close One*

Me: Hey Look At This Sexy Bieber Picture! Grandma: Oh Let Me See! Me:Sorry,But Due To Your Old Age,His Sexiness WILL Trigger A Heart Attack.

*Justin Tweets* Today Is The Day You Will Notice Me! *At Midnight* Okay Tomorrow IS The Day You Will Notice Me!

Mum: Get Up For School! Me: Is Justin Going To Be There? Mum: Er....No? Me: WELL I'M NOT GOING THEN!

Me: I Wish I Was A Door. Mum: Er...Why? Me: Because I Heard Justin Bieber Likes To Bang Those...HARD! Mum: Oh God...

Mum: U've Been Staring At That Bieber Poster For Ages! Me: For Your Information, MOTHER, This Is Like Sex For My Eyes. So Leave Me In Peace!

Hater: Justin Should Stop Singing! Me: Yeah, And You Should Stop Breathing.

You: Mum, If I Die Before Make Sure Justin Comes And Sings At My Funeral Ok? Mum: And What If I Dont? You: I'll Haunt You. *Mum Rolls eyes*

*fire alarm* teacher : alright. everyone in a single file line. me : *pushes everyone* MOVE BITCHES!! I'm about to die!
(okay den har ikke noget med Justin at gør men hold nu hver den er genial...xD)

Teacher: NEVER HAVE UNDER AGE SEX! Me: I Wont,But I Cant Be Held Responsible For My Actions If I Become In Touching Distance Of Justin.

Teacher: Okay, I want everyone to bring out their bibles. *Brings out "First Step 2 Forever"* Teacher: What's that? Me: My Bieble

Me: Thank God Chuck Norris isn't a girl. Mum: Why? Me: Because if he was, Justin would have married him by now. *Mum Rolls Eyes*

Hater: Justin Looks Like A Girl! Me: You Obviously Dont Know What A Boy Looks Like Then.

Dad: This Better Be Important, Im In A Meeting. Me: It Is...Justin Has....Hello?...HELLO?!...Ugh, That Bitch Hung Up On Me.

Hater: Justin Should Go Back To His Home In Canada! Me: And You Should Go Back To Your Home In The Zoo.

Me: Why Did You Give My Bieber Top Away?! Mum: Because It Was Too Small For You. Me: This Is War Woman....WAR I TELL YA!

Mum: Who Would You Save In A House Fire, Me Or Justin? Me: Justin. Mum: WHAT?! Me: Just Kidding, You......After Justin

Me: I Wrote My Christmas List. *Hands List Over* Mum: But The Only Thing It Says Is "Justin Bieber". Me: And Your Point Is?

Boyfriend: Justin Bieber Got NOTHIN' On Me! Me: HAHAHAHAHA! Boyfriend: What? Me: That's The Funniest Thing I've Heard All Day :')

Mum: You Really Need To Stop Tweeting And Go To Sleep. Me: Okay Goodnight. *Mum Leaves Room* Me: Baha Mums Are So Gullible *Starts Tweeting*

*Justin comes on the radio* Me: AHHHH Turn it up! Dad: NO! Me: If you dont, I will dis-own you as my father! Dad: Fine.. Me: Smart Move

Teacher: Do You Have Your Homework Done? *Shit I Was Listening To "My World 2.0" All Day Yesterday!* Me: Why Yes....Yes I Do

That moment when you walk into a spider web & you suddenly turn into a karate master. I know its not just me.

Grandma: So Tell Me About Bieber. Me: He Started On YouTube.. *2 Hours Later* & He Has The Cutest Smile..Um Grandma? Are U Awake?..Or ALIVE?

Teacher: How am I supposed to teach you if you dont know the alphabet?! Me: Yes I do - A Bieber C D E F G H I Justin K L M....See?

Dad: Why Do You Like Justin Bieber So Much? Me: If You Want Me To Answer That Question Honestly, This Conversaton Could Become VERY Awkward.

Mum: I Phoned You. Me: Yeah, And I Enjoyed Your Call Very Much. Mum: But You Didnt Answer- Me: Thats 'Cause "U Smile" Was My Ringtone

Teacher: NO IPODS IN CLASS! Me: Oh Yeah, Like Justin Bieber Is Going To Sing Me The Answers To The Exam....Dumbass.
(hahahahhahaha)

Me: Who Ripped My Bieber Poster? Brother: MWAHAHAHA! *30 Mins Later* Brother: Who The Hell Smashed My Xbox?! Me: MWAHAHAHA!

Dad: EARTHQUAKE...RUNNNN! Me: AHHHH!....Oh wait... *Grabs Bieber posters* Now....RUNNNNNN!!!!!!

omen der er så mange geniale...xD
Det er kun lige dem jeg har Retweetet... Hun er så genial...xD
HAHAHAHA!:-D

Btw. hende der skriver disse awesome tweets er @WowBeliebers

xD